Oh my gosh, what a day! So, I was assigned to treat this lovely nobleman today. His name was Lord Mysterio (I mean, I’m pretty sure that's not his real name, but we’ll just go with it, right? ), and he looked SO important with his fancy robes and the air of wealthy mystery floating around him. The whole time, I was trying to be my usual super-duper polite self, just hoping that I wouldn't trip over anything like I always do!
Lord Mysterio was in such bad shape when they brought him in—sick as a dog, all sweaty and feverish, barely able to speak. It was so sad! Poor guy. I tried my best to make him comfortable, but the fever was pretty bad. I was adjusting his blankets, checking his pulse, and doing all the usual things you do when someone's really not feeling well.
But then, things got… let’s just say a little more intense than I expected. One moment, I was just checking his vitals, and the next —BAM!— he, um, nipped at my arm in a way I didn’t think anyone could manage in that condition! Okay, fine, it was more than just a nip, but let’s keep it PG, alright? I had to get out of there in a hurry, and now I’m sitting here, packing my bags, ready to leave the nation of Zadora. I certainly don't want a noble getting me into legal trouble. I mean I'm not fully licenced anyway!
I think it’s time for a new adventure — I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to go live the life of an adventurer, right? It's certainly better than writing this diary entry over, and over and over again .
So, I guess this chapter of being a medical genius in Zadora is over. From now on, it’s just me, my trusty crossbow, and the open road! A new era! WHO knows what’s ahead? But it’s going to be an adventure!
Until the next post (hopefully with no more unplanned bites from any more noble patients, please!
Xoxo,
Dr. Uroy